Cali ass Dora needs no introduction to life in Los Angeles. Standing at only 5'2 with a mean mug that'll scare an individual ten times her size and she's not fearful of no one because she's already seen and taken part in home invasions and other robberies just for that quick come up. She tells herself time and time again she's going to change but has yet to. Most guys see her and say "Halle Berry or hallelujah!" because her beauty will stun you and cause you to have a panic attack or worst. Just ask Phil who's all f*cked up now health wise because of Dora. He turned her petty dollars into millions and everybody she knows and loves were good from then on. She sent him into a lifetime of headaches and pain in only a few weeks of knowing her. He met her at some mall outlet on the other side of Beverly Hills. He was there shopping for a anniversary gift for his wife but he forgot all about that when he saw Dora. Her Chinese African descent mixture sent him into a panic and he ended up handing her a blank checkbook and basically told her she can have whatever she wants. He fell in love with her the instant he saw her he stood within a few feet of her. He said nothing but his tongue hung out his mouth like an old hungry dog. " Ya bish you got a damn problem," she said as she quickly viewed the old Buffon as a quick come up. She fooled him with her luscious lips painted pink with some named brand lipstick brought by one of her many admirers. She had him before hello in fact she didn't even have to say hello. All she cares about is the money and trees that Cali bud is all she knows the many different flavors she enjoys damn near sixty percent of the day. She witnessed her uncle Tony drop to the floor after two shots aimed at his head when she was only a child so she needs that medication to fly away from her thoughts. Thoughts of a pain filled childhood that only she could explain. One that she would hope to forget thank goodness for the trees she enjoys under the shade of her Beverly Hills mansion she swindled Phil into paying for completely without her even touching him. It was easier than when she used to watch her older brothers take people's shoes who just left sone shoe store. "Ya bish" are the first words she said to Phil and that's how she treated him. She treated him just like her own bish and he obeyed her every command so much so that it led his wife to an affair and that ended their marriage right away. She was all he had left and he was her pawn. She played him and got everything she and her family ever wanted. Once she saved up enough and emptied his entire retirement account she couldn't be found. She put the house he brought her on the market and doubled whatever ridiculous sum of money he spent in order to purchase the home for her. She left him and moved to Hawaii and enjoyed the money and trees without a care in the world for money because the money she made is doubling by the week as she invested in offshore trading that is tripling her net worth as I write. "Damn Phil, ya bish" she said as she giggled on his answering machine. He heard it on the night he completely lost his mind when he attempted to reconcile with his wife but she wanted no parts of it. He heard her message and he went even more berserk. Last we've heard about Phil is that he's in a downtown Los Angels mental health institution with no scheduled date of being released. Damn! See what they'll do to you and it's more stories worst than that about guys who fell for Dora.
Inspired by: Kendrick Lamar and Jay Rock - Money trees
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