Sunday, February 5, 2017

Let's have a toast for the douchebags, the as*holes, the scumbags and of course the jerkoffs! By: Omar Black

When Gregory decided to leave his job to start his own company that'll rival what will soon to be his former employer he went out with a bang. On Sunday February 5, 1989 during a long and extensive meeting with the higher ups in the company and the second people in command Gregory decided to make this the moment he expresses how he truly feels about the dumba*s buffoons he's been working for, for far too long. He stood up as the CEO/Owner of the company began speaking and he rudely interrupted him as he began to explain his future plans for the company's future. As he stood up at the edge of the football field sized office table he spoke loud and clearly and no one dared to sneeze or cough or distract him in anyway. The boss is speaking and he demands the attention of everyone who's in the room. He cleared his throat and the sound of thick mucus flushing down his throat was all that could be heard from the instant he stood tall above the table. "Ladies and gentlemen the time for a major expansion to this company has come and I will not tolerate anyone slacking off" James spat out boastfully. "The next six months is about pushing you so that the next two quarters we earn more revenue than ever before." Gregory mocked him and James immediately took notice. "Do you have something to say because as far as I'm concerned there's nothing you can say that's more important than what I'm telling you all," says James in an unkind manner. Gregory stood up and became livid. He picked up the bottle of champagne that found its way right in front of him and he began filling up a glass cup. "I do have something to say" said Gregory. James didn't want to hear his words but Gregory outspoke him. "All I want to say in my fifteen years at this company the only thing that I was thankful for was the checks I received and that's it" he explained. Everyone in the rooms eyebrow's raised in the air as they all were in disbelief by his words. "I've been putting up with your sh*t for too long Mr. James." "It hasn't been a pleasure to work for you or anyone of our business partners." James had enough of Gregory's blatant disrespect. "I beg your pardon" said James who tried to continue but Gregory walked directly up to him. "I sent your wife a picture of my d*ck" said Gregory. James's wife has been known to flirt with many other men and women so no one in the conference room was surprised at all. "I just want to take this time to say let's have a toast for all of the douchebags in the room and that includes you Nick" Gregory said as he pointed directly at James's son Nick who was speechless. "I can't forget about the as*holes and scumbags that includes you Veronica the office skank who pretends to be a good girl but everyone knows you can't turn a ho into a housewife no isn't that right, I mean you're the lady that can't keep a man or a husband." Gregory wanted to piss Veronica off as much as possible and what better way to do that than expose her for what she truly is a low down dirty piece of nothing in his humble opinion. "I think you need to watch your words" said Veronica who was clearly pissed. Gregory wasn't bothered by her words but she clearly is bothered by his. He began pointing in the air in the direction his words began flying after they came out of his mouth just to be sarcastic and piss her off even further which he did. "You might as well runaway from the reputation that you've earned I n the company as the office skank" he said to Veronica. "I gotta plan you should runaway as fast as you can." Gregory pulled off his suit jacket and it revealed a shirt that showed his company's logo. "This is the company that I created that's gonna put an end to your company" he said. "Oh and to the biggest jerkoff who refused to take a day off to spend with his son and better yet known as the jerkoff of the company and the biggest one anyone has ever seen Richard your wife has been cheating on you with me for six years now and she pays all of my bills." "So let's all just have a toast to you douchebags, you as*holes, all you scumbags and of course all of you jerkoffs!" He stuck his middle fingers in the air at everyone as security came to escort him out of the building. He just continued having a toast for each and every person in the conference room. Gregory was escorted out the building without any resistance and February 5, 1989 not only became the day Gregory launched what is now his empire but it's the day I was born. Lol thanks for reading and I hope you enjoyed this piece of writing and Happy 28th birthday to me! 2/5/89 and the saga continues!

Inspired by: Kanye West - Runaway

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