Anybody that knows me

Anyone that says and I quote "Anybody that knows me" is a fucking liar. No not to everyone you're a good person I don't care how holy you think you are. Whatever statement flows out of your motto after those words is a fucking liar. Point blank period I don't care how truthful of a person they are anyone that starts off a statement using those words is about to lie to you to make themselves look better than they actually are which to me is pointless. Why are we so concerned with proving how good of a person we are when we need to be real. If we'll lie to someone just to put ourselves on a pedestal we will lie to our own selves. "Anybody that knows me" shouldn't be allowed to utter out of anyones mouth. It's complete and utter bullshit. "Anybody that knows me" should be followed up with the words "I'm about to lie straight to your face and there's not a damn thing you can do about it."