Shake sum! By: Omar Black

Who Gon shake sum? Who Gon shake sum? Yolanda's gonna shake sum and take sum. With a ski mask covering her face she's gonna rush into your house guns loaded and take everything you have. She's a savage. She doesn't want to hear oh a woman would never or could never do this or that cause she's bout that life. She watched her mother completely take over the dope game for thirty plus years until her health failed her. But Yolanda never allowed her mother's passing to stop her from her hustle. "She makes money in all ways and always she makes money." She's never been dependent on any man because her mother didn't raise her that way. She's headstrong and she doesn't listen to anyone especially now that her mother is no longer with her on this earth. When she was twelve she was charged twice for armed robbery. She has an infatuation with guns and she's never kicked that habit. She is an eavesdropper and she uses that for her own benefit. Don't talk about drugs, money or guns around her because if you do she's going to find out where it's at and go on the attack. Who Gon shake sum? Yolanda's gonna shake sum and take sum tonight. When she overheard these load mouth braggers talk about how much money they have while they were in the club Yolanda heard everything. All night she's been watching them and waiting for them to exit the club. Once they did that she followed their every move. With four pistols, an assault rifle and hella ammo she has one thing in mind as she followed the same guys who are now headed home. She's gonna take everything they have either the easy way or the hard way...... To be continued!

B**ch I'm the man, ho I'm the man! By: Omar Black

"B**ch you ain't the man, ho you ain't the man, no one knows you're the man." Oblivious ass Richie feels that he's more famous and more well known than he truly is. He's oblivious to the fact that his YouTube videos barely get more than ten views and his Instagram and Twitter pages have less than a hundred followers and subtracting family and friends from that total will make it nearly half that amount. So one can only wonder why does he feel that he's more popular and more well known than what he truly is. He's recorded several of his own music videos and barely no one including the director showed up and he showed up last minute because Richie had to offer him more money to even take on the responsibility of recording the videos and that happened at all three videos they collaborated together to make. He's a narcissist and he has no reason to be one. He doesn't posses a talent that no one doesn't have. He's not smarter than the average person and he's at best an average individual but for some reason he feels deep down in his heart that b**ch he's the man, ho he's the man and everyone knows he's the man..... To be continued!

I gotta money counter on me baby how you love that! By: Omar Black

Tony wants a taste of the high life and he's finally got that taste and he refuses to be broke again. Once he got a taste of the high life he went hard on grinding in every way possible in every illegal way possible. From selling drugs to extorting any and everyone in his hood and of course committing heinous acts where lives are lost because money is on the line. He counts hundreds all day everyday which he looks at as his reward for doing his dirt. But in his mind you gotta do wrong in order to get right and he does some of the worst acts humans have ever heard of or even thought of. His money counter counts money that was earned through blood, sweat and tears and Tony has no plans on changing just who he is or what he does.... To be continued!

Spend that sh*t! By: Omar Black

Dre doesn't believe in saving because as quickly as he spends his money he's making money thanks to his incredible idea to invest into the stock market exactly when the stocks rose to an all time high. Now as quickly as he makes the money he spends that sh*t even faster than he makes his. His method to invest in certain stocks is all calculated. He strategies ever move he makes using calculus and other methods that use a little of both math and science in order to make sure he doesn't lose at all and he only wins big. His first day investing he made ten thousand dollars with only a hundred dollars to begin with. Everyone thought it was beginners luck but seven years later and a multi hundred million dollar empire that he's building thanks to his knowledge of the stock market and his great math and science skills to predict just which stocks will rise and which ones will fall. During the daytime he's doing stocks it's like his hobby turned career. But once he's off the clock he spends a check and gets it right back sometimes even as he's spending he's making more money than the large amounts of money he spends daily..... To be continued!

Gas what I smoke! By: Omar Black

Ain't no one on earth that I can think of who smokes more than SkeLow. He's a smooth talking, lady getting weed smoking machine. Just like his uncle Joe stays with a can of beer in his hand SkeLow stays with a joint in his hand. From his early morning wake and bake session where he goes back to back to back smoking mafioso joint after mafioso joint after mafioso joint. He takes a quick break to enjoy his breakfast. As soon as he's done he's right back at it again. The weed keeps him mellow and it keeps him from losing his sanity. His fathers been incarcerated for nearly fifteen years now and his mothers in and out of rehab for her addiction to prescription drugs. SkeLow doesn't believe in smoking anything but weed or doing any other drug. He sticks to what he calls "my medicine!" But his depression is intensifying daily as he realizes the life he wanted to live he isn't living because instead of him worrying about his own life he's constantly worrying and correcting others lives which is only digging him a bigger financial hole that he can't seem to figure out how to get out of that hole. He smokes nearly a zip of weed daily. He only smokes that high grade gas to keep him mellow but he can't stay mellow with his mailbox packed with bills. The mortgage is three months behind and the light, water and gas companies are calling because their bills haven't been paid. It's SkeLow's responsibility to hold down his household with both of his parents being absent. His little brother Safari is counting on him and SkeLow knows he's going to have to do anything to get all of the bills paid and keep a roof over both his head as well as his little brother.

I told that bi**h you mutaf***in right! By: Omar Black

Ryan didn't argue with his evil teacher Ms. Raymond who's been divorced six times because of her horrible manners. She's disrespectful and just plain evil. Ryan couldn't help but discontinue the unnecessary argument he was having with Ms. Raymond because she won't stop talking. She refuses to give him a second to defend himself because in her head what she says goes and she's always right. Ryan just glimpsed at her when she finally decided to stop talking and he just said "b***h you muthaf***in right." That was his climatic moment. That was his eye catching, scene stealing moment. Well atleast he enjoyed that moment until the security escorted him out of Ms. Raymond's class and straight to the principal's office where he was suspended for a week. Ryan wouldn't change the scenario if he could because he did what no one else would do and that's stand up to the evil Ms. Raymond

Gimme a beat, I need a beat! By: Omar Black

Lil CeeJay can't rap for s**t but he swears that as long as you give him a beat cause he needs a beat he's gonna make a hit. He's been rapping for nearly three decades now and his rapping hasn't taken him anywhere. He still records music and spends nearly half of all of his checks buying instrumentals to horrible songs he ends up recording with them. He invests plenty of not only his money but his parent's money in making videos that are high quality but the song that's attached to the videos are horrible. So do me and the world a favor all producers out there. If you ever run into Lil CeeJay he doesn't need a beat, don't give him a beat, don't even let him know who made the beat and tell him there's no such thing as a beat.