Ya Bish! By: Omar Black

Cali ass Dora needs no introduction to life in Los Angeles. Standing at only 5'2 with a mean mug that'll scare an individual ten times her size and she's not fearful of no one because she's already seen and taken part in home invasions and other robberies just for that quick come up. She tells herself time and time again she's going to change but has yet to. Most guys see her and say "Halle Berry or hallelujah!" because her beauty will stun you and cause you to have a panic attack or worst. Just ask Phil who's all f*cked up now health wise because of Dora. He turned her petty dollars into millions and everybody she knows and loves were good from then on. She sent him into a lifetime of headaches and pain in only a few weeks of knowing her. He met her at some mall outlet on the other side of Beverly Hills. He was there shopping for a anniversary gift for his wife but he forgot all about that when he saw Dora. Her Chinese African descent mixture sent him into a panic and he ended up handing her a blank checkbook and basically told her she can have whatever she wants. He fell in love with her the instant he saw her he stood within a few feet of her. He said nothing but his tongue hung out his mouth like an old hungry dog. " Ya bish you got a damn problem," she said as she quickly viewed the old Buffon as a quick come up. She fooled him with her luscious lips painted pink with some named brand lipstick brought by one of her many admirers. She had him before hello in fact she didn't even have to say hello. All she cares about is the money and trees that Cali bud is all she knows the many different flavors she enjoys damn near sixty percent of the day. She witnessed her uncle Tony drop to the floor after two shots aimed at his head when she was only a child so she needs that medication to fly away from her thoughts. Thoughts of a pain filled childhood that only she could explain. One that she would hope to forget thank goodness for the trees she enjoys under the shade of her Beverly Hills mansion she swindled Phil into paying for completely without her even touching him. It was easier than when she used to watch her older brothers take people's shoes who just left sone shoe store. "Ya bish" are the first words she said to Phil and that's how she treated him. She treated him just like her own bish and he obeyed her every command so much so that it led his wife to an affair and that ended their marriage right away. She was all he had left and he was her pawn. She played him and got everything she and her family ever wanted. Once she saved up enough and emptied his entire retirement account she couldn't be found. She put the house he brought her on the market and doubled whatever ridiculous sum of money he spent in order to purchase the home for her. She left him and moved to Hawaii and enjoyed the money and trees without a care in the world for money because the money she made is doubling by the week as she invested in offshore trading that is tripling her net worth as I write. "Damn Phil, ya bish" she said as she giggled on his answering machine. He heard it on the night he completely lost his mind when he attempted to reconcile with his wife but she wanted no parts of it. He heard her message and he went even more berserk. Last we've heard about Phil is that he's in a downtown Los Angels mental health institution with no scheduled date of being released. Damn! See what they'll do to you and it's more stories worst than that about guys who fell for Dora.

Inspired by: Kendrick Lamar and Jay Rock - Money trees

Deuces!!!!! By: Omar Black

All that f*ck sh*t is for the birds. Angela regretted the day Raul moved on. He moved on to something better and she knows it. He met a well mannered, well educated churchgoing woman who is fully committed to him. Sasha helped Raul chuck up the deuces when they ran into Angela at their ten year high school reunion. Raul broke up with Angela via text message and then he blocked her. He didn't reply or respond to the many messages she left on his phone before he decided to block her number. It was too many awkward moments and too much awkward silence between them whenever they were alone together. There was no trying to make it work because Raul is on some new sh*t so he had no choice but to chuck up the deuces. Angela attracts more drama than the Dj who goes by the same name. When Raul met Sasha it was a wrap. He immediately wanted to say goodbye to Angela who had no idea Raul wanted to move on. In her mind there's nothing or no woman that is better than she is. Well Raul found a woman that is he just decided to move on. No more headaches, no more drama and most importantly no more Angela who always expected the worst out of whatever business venture Raul was trying to take part in. She never believed in him so that further drove him away from her. Now that he's moved on he knows that she's mad but he could give a f*ck less. It's plain and simple Raul has moved on and he was more than tired of trying to work things out with her. He moved to something way better better better, deuces!

Inspired by: Chris Brown feat: Tyga and Kevin McCall - Deuces

I should've known you would cross me! By: Omar Black

The signs were written all over the wall for Julian when his now ex girlfriend Jewels decided to cross him. She's a f*cked up person and she always has been and she always will be. He met her in a f*cked up way the same day she ran out on her now former fiancé during their wedding. Commitment is Jewel's biggest issue and besides that she's a con artist. She's not in love with anyone and she basically laid it all out there to Julian the day they met. She told him she left her fiancé during their wedding as he was telling her "I do" to her but she completely shut him down and rejected him but not before wiping out all of his bank accounts and transferring the money over to an untraceable overseas account. She did that to her former fiancé as well as several other men and she ended up doing the exact same thing to Julian. "I should've known you would cross me!" said Julian the minute he got home to a vacant looking home. Jewels hit Julian harder than her ex fiancé simply because he has more than her ex fiancé could ever dream of. She reeled him in with her beauty, her incredible Latina curves and her accent. Her ability to cook and do things in the bedroom no other woman can do or execute as well won Julian over. The entire time she was playing him and getting whatever she wanted. However Julian got too serious which most men do who mess with Jewels. She's a twenty six year old bombshell with multiple degrees in law as she plans on becoming a lawyer one day and then a federal judge. However in order to pay for the life she's been enjoying ever since she's been a teenager she knows what she has to do in order to keep this lifestyle up. Plus she has tuition fees she has to pay and she knows this is the easiest way to take care of her finances as well as all of her habits and wants. Julian fell for her to the point that he brought her a half a million dollar engagement ring and begged her to have his first born child. The pressure was too great. Ruining her figure for a baby isn't even a thought and being tied down to just one person is terrifying to Jewels especially given the fact that she likes girls as well. The following day after Julian proposed to her and she pretended to agree to marry him she left him high and dry. The brand new Porche he brought her she left with it along with the millions of dollars of jewelry he brought her as well as his own jewelry. She's cut throat and she showed it as Julian walked through his entire home witnessing Jewels wrath. She had taken almost everything he viewed as invaluable. From paintings on his walls to money and furniture that he received from family and wealthy associates as gifts. That girl Jewels had him too too excited so much so that he was way out of character. He spent recklessly while he was with Jewels. Sure he took a big lost now however 99% of all of his money and property is nowhere near this home. All he could think is that he avoided a category nine hurricane. Instead he got hit with a category four hurricane because what she would've done to him probably would've made him have suicidal thoughts. He should've known she didn't really love him. He should've known she would cross him and she did what he always thought to himself in the back of his mind that she would do to him.

Inspired by: Lil Wayne feat: Future and Yo Gotti

Own up to your bullsh*t! By: Omar Black

Standing there in the middle of a sea of people who are all related to  Stephanie began to make her break down as her family decided to give her an intervention. She's an addict. Stephanie's an addict to prescription drugs and has been ever since her first accident when she decided to steal her mother's car and go visit her boyfriend Ernest. Ernest introduced her to various types of prescription pills that he constantly gets high to. She's been addicted to other ones way before she met him and became a fan to the ones he's introduced to her. Her past has ruined her future and it's been going downhill as she ages. Her sister Daniella is the mastermind behind this intervention. Several times in the past she entered their parent's home and found Stephanie passed out due to an overdose. She's watched Stephanie try to get over her addiction however it always ended up the same way and last night when she discovered her in a pool of her own puke lied out in the kitchen Daniella knew the time to take action was now before it's too late. It's time for Stephanie to own up to her bullsh*t because it's been about that time. Hell that times passed and she has to stop lying about trying to change. Their gonna make sure she changes because damn she looks foolish because in the past she keeps telling everyone she's going to get help but she still has yet to get any. Reality has struck for Stephanie because she knows that they all know she's been lying about controlling her addictive habits. It's time for change and everyone knows she can't change on her own. The fact that Stephanie is still alive is mystifying to a few. Tonight she's gonna own up to all of her bulls*it because on everything her sister Daniella loves she's had enough and she had to organize this intervention and her mindset is rehab is the only option and they're gonna force Stephanie to go whether she agrees to it or not.

Inspired by: Kevin Gates - Stop Lyin

Let's have a toast for the douchebags, the as*holes, the scumbags and of course the jerkoffs! By: Omar Black

When Gregory decided to leave his job to start his own company that'll rival what will soon to be his former employer he went out with a bang. On Sunday February 5, 1989 during a long and extensive meeting with the higher ups in the company and the second people in command Gregory decided to make this the moment he expresses how he truly feels about the dumba*s buffoons he's been working for, for far too long. He stood up as the CEO/Owner of the company began speaking and he rudely interrupted him as he began to explain his future plans for the company's future. As he stood up at the edge of the football field sized office table he spoke loud and clearly and no one dared to sneeze or cough or distract him in anyway. The boss is speaking and he demands the attention of everyone who's in the room. He cleared his throat and the sound of thick mucus flushing down his throat was all that could be heard from the instant he stood tall above the table. "Ladies and gentlemen the time for a major expansion to this company has come and I will not tolerate anyone slacking off" James spat out boastfully. "The next six months is about pushing you so that the next two quarters we earn more revenue than ever before." Gregory mocked him and James immediately took notice. "Do you have something to say because as far as I'm concerned there's nothing you can say that's more important than what I'm telling you all," says James in an unkind manner. Gregory stood up and became livid. He picked up the bottle of champagne that found its way right in front of him and he began filling up a glass cup. "I do have something to say" said Gregory. James didn't want to hear his words but Gregory outspoke him. "All I want to say in my fifteen years at this company the only thing that I was thankful for was the checks I received and that's it" he explained. Everyone in the rooms eyebrow's raised in the air as they all were in disbelief by his words. "I've been putting up with your sh*t for too long Mr. James." "It hasn't been a pleasure to work for you or anyone of our business partners." James had enough of Gregory's blatant disrespect. "I beg your pardon" said James who tried to continue but Gregory walked directly up to him. "I sent your wife a picture of my d*ck" said Gregory. James's wife has been known to flirt with many other men and women so no one in the conference room was surprised at all. "I just want to take this time to say let's have a toast for all of the douchebags in the room and that includes you Nick" Gregory said as he pointed directly at James's son Nick who was speechless. "I can't forget about the as*holes and scumbags that includes you Veronica the office skank who pretends to be a good girl but everyone knows you can't turn a ho into a housewife no isn't that right, I mean you're the lady that can't keep a man or a husband." Gregory wanted to piss Veronica off as much as possible and what better way to do that than expose her for what she truly is a low down dirty piece of nothing in his humble opinion. "I think you need to watch your words" said Veronica who was clearly pissed. Gregory wasn't bothered by her words but she clearly is bothered by his. He began pointing in the air in the direction his words began flying after they came out of his mouth just to be sarcastic and piss her off even further which he did. "You might as well runaway from the reputation that you've earned I n the company as the office skank" he said to Veronica. "I gotta plan you should runaway as fast as you can." Gregory pulled off his suit jacket and it revealed a shirt that showed his company's logo. "This is the company that I created that's gonna put an end to your company" he said. "Oh and to the biggest jerkoff who refused to take a day off to spend with his son and better yet known as the jerkoff of the company and the biggest one anyone has ever seen Richard your wife has been cheating on you with me for six years now and she pays all of my bills." "So let's all just have a toast to you douchebags, you as*holes, all you scumbags and of course all of you jerkoffs!" He stuck his middle fingers in the air at everyone as security came to escort him out of the building. He just continued having a toast for each and every person in the conference room. Gregory was escorted out the building without any resistance and February 5, 1989 not only became the day Gregory launched what is now his empire but it's the day I was born. Lol thanks for reading and I hope you enjoyed this piece of writing and Happy 28th birthday to me! 2/5/89 and the saga continues!

Inspired by: Kanye West - Runaway

My salute to Lil Wayne! By: Omar Black

Hits he gotta lotta those but Bling! Bling! Every time he comes around his city bling bling. But you can call him and he gonna get his dj and they gonna make it rain on your Mrs. Officer. But yeah he got army guns and he makes a milli a milli all the time. So get off his corner cause the block is hot. But he got money and she will do anything cause he's Mr. Carter! Haha! This is me paying homage to a legend one of my top ten rappers of all time! The list will continue soon.

He been boxing with his demons! By: Omar Black

David has been boxing with his demons his whole life and his knuckles have been purple ever since way back then. Talk about going from hell and back and back again to hell every time you think you're about to achieve a goal but it never ends up in your favor. The struggle is real for a man who can't ever seem to get anything right. Everyday is a fight. Everyday is a full time job for him just to survive as he grows up in a neighborhood where most people wouldn't make it out alive. More people who look like David struggle to make it to the age of 21 and David is just months away from his birthday and all he can think about is coming up quick and it doesn't matter how he gets the money he just has to get it. He's been shot at and he's done a lot of shooting at his enemies who wear colors that rival his gang. He's a hustler who works on making money in all ways. All he cares about is that almighty dollar which is the primary reason his rap sheet is longer than anyone he knows and everybody in his neighborhood. Imagine that living in a neighborhood of violence, corruption, greed and prostitution and the biggest criminal in the neighborhood is you. Why is that? Why is David always the primary suspect? Rumor has is that someone is snitching on him and he's made it up in his mind that bodies are gonna fall until he finds out who's snitching. Even after he finds out the violence won't cease because who knows what's going to happen to the ones closes to the people to whomever maybe snitching on him. David has heard whispers of this person or that person maybe snitching so as of this moment those people no longer exist. A rumor of someone has popped up multiple times since and those people are expected to be the next to disappear because revenge is all that he can think of. He's steady boxing with his demons because he wants to live right but how can someone live right in a world where doing right leaves you in second place and doing right leads you to a win? David didn't choose his future he made the streets do that. While he's looking for the snitch the loved ones of some of his victims are looking for him. He's boxing with demons that won't leave him and it's only a matter of time before those demons become triumphant.