Spend that sh*t! By: Omar Black

Dre doesn't believe in saving because as quickly as he spends his money he's making money thanks to his incredible idea to invest into the stock market exactly when the stocks rose to an all time high. Now as quickly as he makes the money he spends that sh*t even faster than he makes his. His method to invest in certain stocks is all calculated. He strategies ever move he makes using calculus and other methods that use a little of both math and science in order to make sure he doesn't lose at all and he only wins big. His first day investing he made ten thousand dollars with only a hundred dollars to begin with. Everyone thought it was beginners luck but seven years later and a multi hundred million dollar empire that he's building thanks to his knowledge of the stock market and his great math and science skills to predict just which stocks will rise and which ones will fall. During the daytime he's doing stocks it's like his hobby turned career. But once he's off the clock he spends a check and gets it right back sometimes even as he's spending he's making more money than the large amounts of money he spends daily..... To be continued!

Gas what I smoke! By: Omar Black

Ain't no one on earth that I can think of who smokes more than SkeLow. He's a smooth talking, lady getting weed smoking machine. Just like his uncle Joe stays with a can of beer in his hand SkeLow stays with a joint in his hand. From his early morning wake and bake session where he goes back to back to back smoking mafioso joint after mafioso joint after mafioso joint. He takes a quick break to enjoy his breakfast. As soon as he's done he's right back at it again. The weed keeps him mellow and it keeps him from losing his sanity. His fathers been incarcerated for nearly fifteen years now and his mothers in and out of rehab for her addiction to prescription drugs. SkeLow doesn't believe in smoking anything but weed or doing any other drug. He sticks to what he calls "my medicine!" But his depression is intensifying daily as he realizes the life he wanted to live he isn't living because instead of him worrying about his own life he's constantly worrying and correcting others lives which is only digging him a bigger financial hole that he can't seem to figure out how to get out of that hole. He smokes nearly a zip of weed daily. He only smokes that high grade gas to keep him mellow but he can't stay mellow with his mailbox packed with bills. The mortgage is three months behind and the light, water and gas companies are calling because their bills haven't been paid. It's SkeLow's responsibility to hold down his household with both of his parents being absent. His little brother Safari is counting on him and SkeLow knows he's going to have to do anything to get all of the bills paid and keep a roof over both his head as well as his little brother.

I told that bi**h you mutaf***in right! By: Omar Black

Ryan didn't argue with his evil teacher Ms. Raymond who's been divorced six times because of her horrible manners. She's disrespectful and just plain evil. Ryan couldn't help but discontinue the unnecessary argument he was having with Ms. Raymond because she won't stop talking. She refuses to give him a second to defend himself because in her head what she says goes and she's always right. Ryan just glimpsed at her when she finally decided to stop talking and he just said "b***h you muthaf***in right." That was his climatic moment. That was his eye catching, scene stealing moment. Well atleast he enjoyed that moment until the security escorted him out of Ms. Raymond's class and straight to the principal's office where he was suspended for a week. Ryan wouldn't change the scenario if he could because he did what no one else would do and that's stand up to the evil Ms. Raymond

Gimme a beat, I need a beat! By: Omar Black

Lil CeeJay can't rap for s**t but he swears that as long as you give him a beat cause he needs a beat he's gonna make a hit. He's been rapping for nearly three decades now and his rapping hasn't taken him anywhere. He still records music and spends nearly half of all of his checks buying instrumentals to horrible songs he ends up recording with them. He invests plenty of not only his money but his parent's money in making videos that are high quality but the song that's attached to the videos are horrible. So do me and the world a favor all producers out there. If you ever run into Lil CeeJay he doesn't need a beat, don't give him a beat, don't even let him know who made the beat and tell him there's no such thing as a beat.

She ain't from Jamaica, so I showed her round mi yard! By: Omar Black

She ain't from Jamaica so I showed her round mi yard, us dreads maybe peaceful people but we'll show you in a second that we're hard. Rude bwoy Benjamin lives around Negril the part of Jamaica where the beautiful see through blue beach water resides and the tourists frequently comes to visit. His family owned hotel sits right next to the water and that gives him instant access to unlimited amounts of women who come to Jamaica just to have a good time. When he spots the woman that he wants he doesn't hesitate to reel them in. To them his accent, his long dreads and everything else is foreign to them and that gets them every single time. He's all about showing them a good time and he takes each and every woman he conquers all throughout Jamaica. He shows them the country areas like Mandeville, May Pen and Montego Bay just to name a few. He also takes them to Spanish town and Kingston where he brings them to all of the hottest dancehall clubs Kingston has to offer. The food keeps them hooked, the music keeps them dancing, his vibes keeps them yearning for him and the beaches and good spirited people keep them wanting to comeback and visit Jamaica over and over again. It all comes easily to rude bwoy Benjamin who lives his life like a movie. He shows women such a good time that some end up moving to Jamaica and some end up coming back often to continue their affair with him. I guess that's why they call it Jamaica' Jamaica! because once you visit here you just have to comeback and visit mi yard again! Bumbacloth!!!!!

I got the keys the keys the keys! By: Omar Black

Rohan believes everything he does no one has ever seen before and he swears every joke he says should be copyrighted. He brags different than anyone you've ever met. His arrogance is Kanye West to the infinite power. What takes his confidence to the next level is his gorgeous wife whom everyone he grew up around plotted to get her pregnant just to let it be known that they're messed with the baddest girl Brooklyn has ever seen. Rohan truly believes he has the keys the keys the keys to success even though his success was handed to him by his wealthy parents who's really his keys his key his keys to success. He acts as though he's a self made millionaire even though he became a multi millionaire the day he was born because a huge trust fund was setup for him the day of his birth. The secret to Rohan's success is the money he has which has given him endless power over people in high positions. Let's just say when all evidence to a double homicide links you to the murder weapon and your DNA found on both of the victims bodies and you still beat the case. Let's just Rohan has the keys the keys the keys that so many which they had possession of.

Standing Ovation! By: Omar Black

She deserves a standing ovation. She went from a teenage mother of two on the verge of dropping out of high school to a twenty two year old having two bachelors degrees and and making six figures a year. She went from she wouldn't make it to she's making it happen. She went from a nobody down on her luck to a great somebody who's living larger than life. Doubted by so many and hated by even more Tatiyana deserves a standing ovation. Her very own family doubted her and criticized her more than anyone else so when she graduated at the top of class with two degrees she didn't tell anyone of them. Instead she decided to just post pictures all over her facebook and Instagram just to show them that pictures are worth thousands of words. She didn't have to say a word she just sat back and watched her family comment on how proud of her they are. The same family who doubted her and bad mouthed her to everyone who would listen to them discuss their hate for her. Tatiyana deserves a standing ovation until her family's palm's bleed.... To be continued!